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new-age
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September 11, 2023Who I Become After Squeezing a Single Lemon into My Glass of Water
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September 10, 2019Welcome to the New New Age
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August 23, 2019I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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July 24, 2017Chapter One from The Most Helpful Self-Helpy Self-Help Book to Help You Help Yourself
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June 20, 2017Wellness Blog Homepage Mad Libs
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March 27, 2017My Fully Optimized Life Allows Me Ample Time to Optimize Yours
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April 2, 2015Our Meditation Technique Will Help You Get Promoted and Marry Someone Awesome
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July 30, 2013You Seem Distant Since I’ve Attained Enlightenment
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December 4, 2012Your Spirit Animal Is a Tech Guy Named Paul
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July 31, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Spiritually Cleansing Naked Places: Some Insider Advice
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee