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nra
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August 6, 2019We Must Defend Thanos’s Constitutional Right to Snap His Fingers and Make Half of the Universe Disappear
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February 27, 2018In Response to Our Beach’s Increased Number of Shark Attacks, We Will Be Arming Lifeguards With Sharks of Their Own
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February 23, 2018I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
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February 22, 2018As Senator, I Have No Choice But to Accept Donations From This Churning Vortex of Death That Ate Your Children
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February 16, 2018NRA-Approved AP English Exam
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April 6, 2016Fear, Inc: Part Four: This Is a Stickup
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December 23, 2015Ted Nugent Reviews A Christmas Story
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November 18, 2015As Your Governor, I Will Protect You From Mass Shooters If They Are Syrian
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November 6, 2015Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 61: Fifty Bullets In Your Head
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June 24, 2015Home On the Range: The NRA Was Here—Until It Wasn’t
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires