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November 21, 2022An Open Letter to the Nurses Who Will Spend Thanksgiving in the Hospital with My Family and Me
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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October 30, 2020My Sexy Nurse Costume Is Going to Be So Hot Once I Get My Hands On Some Food Service Gloves and a Pair of Used Ski Goggles
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August 6, 2020Job Posting: Middle School Language Arts Teacher/ Cheerleading Coach/ Custodian/ Nurse/ COVID-19 and Anti-Racism Specialist Wanted
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June 11, 2020If I’m Your Nurse
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June 25, 2009John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Memo From the Head Nurse Regarding Proper Care of Patients Born Bad to the Bone
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April 9, 2007Failed Role-Playing Scenarios
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