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All posts tagged
ocean
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April 8, 2022Silver Linings of Being Bitten by a Great White Shark
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September 17, 201914 Mistakes Lady Box Jellyfish Make That Push Snorkeling Men Away
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July 10, 2017International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
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June 2, 2017Thanks to President Trump, I Can Finally Tell the Ocean How I Really Feel About It
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February 25, 2010A Message of Apology from the Commander of Undersea EnviroDome 25-B
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June 10, 2009I Am Poseidon! God of the Sea! I Also Teach Water Aerobics On Saturdays
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October 16, 2006Aquaman, King of the Seven Seas, Has Fucking Had It With You, Man
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires