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oprah-winfrey

March 10, 2021

Oprah’s Tell-All Interviews with Other Princesses

by Tom Smyth
December 14, 2018

Oprah’s Favorite Things, Unedited

by Sam Weiner
December 15, 2017

Logical Reasoning Questions: My Dream Dinner Party

by Gary M. Almeter
January 8, 2013

Ideas for O, The Oprah Magazine Cover Photos

by Michael Balazo
March 3, 2011

Diversity In the News: Column 8: Agony More Than Ecstasy

by Ellen Ferguson
January 9, 2001

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Oprah Winfrey

by Tim Carvell
November 25, 1999

On This Day in History.

by Jason Adams

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October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
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by Katryn Bury

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I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6

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Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches

by Devorah Blachor
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This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner

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