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All posts tagged
pandemics
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December 16, 2024Baby, It’s Me, Polio, and I’ve Missed You
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August 3, 2022Hell’s Department of Suffering and Horror Is Now Accepting Applications for the Next National Nightmare
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July 27, 2022Pitch Me the Next Pandemic, You Useless Dumbfucks
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March 17, 2022Irish Blessings for Returning to the Office
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February 21, 2022“My Coat, My Choice”: An Op-Ed by President-Elect William Henry Harrison
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February 15, 2022Enough With the Hygiene Theater. I Want to Take a Shit Without Washing My Hands
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February 1, 2022The CDC’s COVID-19 Guidelines for Moms Who Are Just So Tired of This Shit
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January 28, 2022“The Yellow Wallpaper II”: The Gothic Tale of Female Madness Updated for Women in 2022 with Unvaccinated Children Under Five
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January 26, 2022Our School District’s New Emergency Preparedness Guidelines Are Based on the Book of Revelation
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January 24, 2022“We Need to Get Back to Normal,” I Say, While I Continue to Live My Life Normally, As I Have Throughout This Pandemic
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally