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paris

March 28, 2023

Emily in Paris Unrest

by Brooke Preston
January 8, 2021

Visiting Paris vs. Giving Me $20 to Throw Dirt On Your Floor and Dress Like a Pigeon

by Maddie Weigelt
July 14, 2017

The Paris I Once Knew Is Gone

by Devorah Blachor
April 26, 2017

The Third Wheel’s Travel Guide to Paris

by Kevin Lee
January 4, 2017

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Journeys

by Teddy Wayne
August 5, 2013

Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Space Invader Safari

by Daniel Falk
January 26, 2011

Norse History for Bostonians: Lesson 7: A Short History of the Norse Siege of Paris for Bostonians

by Rowdy Geirsson
August 3, 2010

Norse History for Bostonians: Lesson 5: A Short History of the Inaugural Norse Assault On Paris for Bostonians

by Rowdy Geirsson
March 22, 2010

Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go in Europe: L’Underground

by Kevin Dolgin
November 16, 2005

Traveling Europe in Style With Auckland Dingiroo, Dark-Age Tourist and Critic of Food and Drink: Post-Plague Paris: Still Has Much to Offer

by John Hallmann

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