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All posts tagged
parties
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January 30, 2024A Message to Guests Attending the Party Held in an Exotic Locale at My Luxurious Palatial Estate That Is Often the Setting for Espionage
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June 29, 2023Ron DeSantis’s Fourth of July Party Prep List
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April 25, 2023How to Hit It Off with My College Friend You’re About to Meet at This Party
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October 11, 2022Donner’s Next Party Is More of a Chill, Low-Key Kickback
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September 1, 2022Please Come to My Emotional Labor Day Barbecue
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom
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August 25, 2021Details Regarding Timothy’s Moby-Dick-Themed Bar Mitzvah
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May 28, 2021What to Expect at the Upcoming Big Gathering of People in Your Neighborhood
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September 16, 2020Omega Theta Chi’s COVID-19 Flip Cup Rules
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July 20, 2020Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu