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All posts tagged
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February 2, 2022Punxsutawney Phil Reckons with His Jungian Shadow
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February 1, 2021Punxsutawney Phil Dumps His High School Crush Via Voicemail
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January 31, 2020Punxsutawney Phil Drunk Dials His High School Crush
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June 17, 2019Towns in Pennsylvania or My Google Searches in 5th Grade?
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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June 15, 2012An Open Letter to the State of Pennsylvania
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August 9, 2004An Open Letter to My Dissertation on the Correlation Between History and Identity Formation in Colonial Massachusetts and Pennsylvania
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March 11, 2002Real Pennsylvania Towns
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