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March 8, 2017Divorced Freelancer Seeks Man with Corporate Health Insurance
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February 27, 2015Sentient Cloud of Poisonous Gas Seeks Companion
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November 21, 2014Wanted: Holiday Husband
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April 4, 2012SWF seeking SM to Sleep On the Other Side of the Bed
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April 13, 2011The Washington Post Inadvertently Publishes My Online Dating Profile with the Editor’s Notes Still Included
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February 25, 2010Missed Food Connections
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June 24, 2009Declarations of Conjugal Interest from the Massachusetts Federalist, 1733
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March 2, 2009Selected Personals From the American Psychiatric Association’s Dating Website
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December 19, 2008Unpromising Apartment-Ad Teasers Actually Found on Craigslist That Would Make Even Less Promising Personal-Ad Teasers
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November 15, 2007Personals From Nonpersons
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu