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pickup-lines
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September 30, 2019Famous Philosophers’ Pick-Up Lines
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August 3, 2018Pickup Lines for Hetero Cis Males to Use in Today’s Health-Conscious World
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April 30, 2014Yes Girl, I’m a Yupster
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October 2, 2013A Post Gender Normative Woman Tries to Pick Up a Man at a Bar
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August 9, 2011Ineffective Pick-Up Lines for the Modern Internet Persona
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July 21, 2011A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Pick Up a Woman at a Bar
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June 27, 2008Pickup Lines to Use While Moving
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October 8, 2007The Neurotic Pickup Artist
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March 9, 2007Perhaps My Pickup Lines Need Work
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May 27, 2005Pickup Lines: The First Drafts
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