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pilgrims
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November 19, 2024The Story of the First No-Nut November
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November 22, 2022As a Direct Descendent of a Mayflower Pilgrim, Thanksgiving Means a Little More to Me, Bartholomew Dunston Ratbait IV
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November 23, 2021Plymouth Colony, 1621: The First Turkey Trot
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November 25, 2020How the First Thanksgiving Came to Be
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November 11, 2019Jokes That Everyone on the Mayflower Is Getting Sick Of
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November 20, 2018William Bradford’s Thanksgiving Pyramid Scheme
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November 20, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Let’s all invite an Onondaga Indian (AKA “pagan savage”) in and badger him about Jesus. Wartime atrocities aside… let’s become apostles!”
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November 21, 2007How Someone Who Didn’t Pay Much Attention in Class But Learned Just Enough to Pass Exams Imagines the First Thanksgiving
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 28, 2025How We Restored Our New York City Loft to an Authentic Nineteenth-Century Sweatshop
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January 28, 2025Reviews of New Food: Jeni’s Cosmic Bloom Ice Cream
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January 28, 2025Everything You Need to Know about Rememory, the $150 Million Apple TV Hit That Can Be Watched Only in a Retirement Community in Ohio
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January 27, 2025Executive Order: We Must Stop Everyone from Transitioning, So the President Knows Who to Grope