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plane-crashes

March 14, 2024

Boeing Announces New Safety Policy: “Fuck It, We Ball”

by Jessica M. Goldstein
May 28, 2019

Incredible Rooms I Would Have in My Mansion if I Were Rich!

by Alex Baia
January 14, 2011

Two Years Later, the Geese Respond to the So-Called “Miracle On the Hudson.”

by Marco Kaye
February 3, 2009

The 4-Year-Old Crash-Lands in the Andes

by Ross Murray
January 30, 2009

US Airways Flight 1549: It Just Doesn’t Add Up

by Miles Kahn and Stuart Miller
January 31, 2008

How to Maximize Your Estate’s Pain-and-Suffering Compensation for Your Inevitable Death in a Plane Crash

by Alison Espach

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October 15, 2024

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by Sam Woods
October 28, 2024

The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets

by Katryn Bury
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton

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