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poems
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November 26, 2024Six Tips for a Young Writer Whose Father Just Emailed Them a Poem He Wrote and Asked, “Thoughts?”
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August 14, 2024Lines from “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock” if T. S. Eliot Had Been Mentored by the Three Stooges Instead of Ezra Pound
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January 30, 2024Hi, Mr. W. B. Yeats, This Is Ciaran from IT
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June 27, 2023W. H. Auden’s “Funeral Blues (The Practical Version)”
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May 31, 2023Taylor Swift Answers Walt Whitman’s Questions
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November 29, 2022T. S. Eliot’s “The Waste Land” as Occupy Democrats Tweets
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May 19, 2022I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: Guilt Lessons and Other Poems
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October 18, 2021The University Will Be Answering Questions About Its New Budget Plan Only with Direct Quotations from Gertrude Stein’s Tender Buttons
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June 10, 2021T. S. Eliot Goes to a Planet Fitness Gym
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June 4, 2021What Some Poets Would Say If They Were Around for National Donut Day
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples