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All posts tagged
police-brutality
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March 29, 2022Introducing the Police Police: The Police That Police the Police
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April 21, 2021We Need to Prepare Our City in Case the Police Start Rioting
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 1, 2021I Am the Court Stenographer at the Derek Chauvin Trial and I Am Coming Unhinged
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September 24, 2020Editorial Template For Every Time a Grand Jury Acquits a Police Officer
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July 2, 2020We Have Heard Your Complaints About Police Brutality and We Are Solving the Problem By Inserting a CGI Black Character Into Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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June 17, 2020Just Because They’ve Turned Against Humanity Doesn’t Mean We Should Defund the Terminator Program
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June 15, 2020That Word Does Not Mean What You Think It Means
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June 12, 2020A Movie Guide for People Who Think Racial Equality Demonstrations Are Constitutional, Sure, But Also Totally Ruining America
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June 8, 2020We Can’t Arrest Police Who Break the Law or There Won’t Be Enough Jail Cells for People Who Don’t Want Police to Break the Law
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally