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All posts tagged
police
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March 29, 2022Introducing the Police Police: The Police That Police the Police
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May 11, 2021The Thin Blue Line Flag: The Artist’s FAQ
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April 21, 2021We Need to Prepare Our City in Case the Police Start Rioting
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October 28, 2020An Open Letter to the Woman Who Was Questioned By a Police Officer For Merely Sitting In Her Car In a Target Parking Lot After Midnight Taking A Break From Her Family
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September 24, 2020Editorial Template For Every Time a Grand Jury Acquits a Police Officer
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June 1, 2020I Am Your Progressive Mayor and I Think We Need to Cut Our Roving Death Squads a Bit of Slack
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May 15, 2020I Like My Cops Like I Like My Surgeons: Cautious, and Not Looking to Kill Me
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September 26, 2019Scenes from the New Hit Cop Show Louis Cannon: Cruel and Unusual Protector
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April 11, 2018On Being a White Man Pulled Over By Police While Blasting Vanessa Carlton’s “A Thousand Miles” With the Windows Down
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June 23, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Handcuff Key
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December 19, 2024A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker
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May 18, 2011I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
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December 16, 2024Baby, It’s Me, Polio, and I’ve Missed You
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December 19, 2024An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her