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November 3, 2020

There’s an 89% Chance Tomorrow Is Partly Cloudy, and a 10% Chance of Endless Hellfire

by Chandler Dean
November 2, 2020

Our Election Night 2020 Predictions

by Wendi Aarons and Mariana Olenko
October 18, 2019

Magic 8 Ball Answers for Middle Age

by Heather Reilly
September 5, 2019

Predictions for Every NFL Team

by Gary M. Almeter
February 22, 2019

My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions

by Wendi Aarons
November 20, 2018

FiveThirtyEight Forecasts the National Dog Show

by Matthew Disler
December 1, 2015

The Old Farmer’s Almanac Predicts “We’re All Fucked” This Winter

by Kimberly Harrington
September 12, 2013

Lesser-Known Prophecies of Nostradamus

by Langan Kingsley
March 4, 2010

My 2010 Oscar Night Predictions

by Wendi Aarons
March 25, 2009

Cover Stories From the Most-Requested Back Issues of The American Prognosticator (1853—1987)

by Ryan Garcia and Curtis Edmonds

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March 24, 2025

Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes

by Emily Greenberg and Cliff Mayotte
March 18, 2025

Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy

by Ryan Wolin
January 15, 2025

Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty

by Lisa Borders
March 25, 2025

The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat

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by Brett Olsen
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by Ben Steere and Elizabeth Steere
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We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples

by Ryan Abbott
March 27, 2025

A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner

by Daniel Gumbiner