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All posts tagged
presidential-campaign
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November 7, 2024Lessons Democrats Can Learn from Trump’s Flawlessly Executed 2024 Campaign
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June 28, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Shouts
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June 27, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Tries to Speak Spanish
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June 17, 2019If We’re Doing Identity Politics, Can We Please Elect a President Named “Tammy”?
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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April 24, 2019A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg
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April 17, 2019Put Aside Your Purity Politics and Embrace My Feckless Centrism
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April 8, 2019Beto’s On Tables. Biden’s Kissing Everybody. We Need a Woman Who Does Neither. That’s Why I Am Lying Here On My Stomach, Ready to Lead
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February 20, 2019Despite 45 Male and Predominantly White U.S. Presidents In a Row, It Is a Terrible Idea to Prefer a Candidate Based On Their Gender or Race
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January 29, 2019I Love How Our Country Has Made Me Obscenely Wealthy, and That’s Why I Am Seriously Considering Running for President as a Centrist Independent
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally