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professional-tenure
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August 21, 2023Congratulations on Your New Academic Position of Assistant Professor of Annual Reviews, Merit Reviews, Peer Reviews, Student Evaluations, Tenure Review, Post-Tenure Review, and [Your Discipline]
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March 9, 2023Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors
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December 9, 2022Emily Dickinson’s Evaluation Rubric for a Tenure-Track Position at Her Liberal Arts College
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July 15, 2022Prayer of the Assistant Professor Going up for Tenure
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May 6, 2020Congratulations, Your Binder Has Earned Tenure
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October 1, 2019Professor Minerva McGonagall’s Letter to the Tenure Committee
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December 7, 2018A Poem About Your University’s New and Totally Not Time-Wasting Review Process for Tenure and Promotion
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March 21, 2018Oh, the Shit You’ll Do After You’re Tenured!
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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