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All posts tagged
psychics
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January 26, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am an Airport Psychic
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October 17, 2014What the Terrible Psychic Said
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August 6, 2014I Can Access Eleven Percent of My Brain
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September 7, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Katie the Tarot Whisperer
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October 16, 2009Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Justin Hager, Phone Psychic
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July 10, 2006An Open Letter to James Randi Regarding His “One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge”
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January 26, 2005Psychic Predictions From the Narcissistic Magic 8 Ball
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February 5, 2002A Minute-by-Minute Breakdown of My First and Only Call to a Psychic Friend
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August 15, 2001Crossing Over
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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