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quarantines
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June 11, 2021Richard III Is Not Ready for Hot Girl Summer
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June 4, 2021It’s Great to Hang Out After Self-Isolating for a Year — I’m Not Acting Weird, Am I?
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May 14, 2021Important New Findings on American Stress-Cheese Consumption During the Pandemic
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April 16, 2021Now That We’re Vaccinated, Things Will Be Insane
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March 31, 2021The Captivity-to-Workplace Reintroduction Program
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March 31, 2021Horror Icons in Quarantine: One Year in
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March 29, 2021Spring Is Here! We’re Going to Have to Change Out of Our Sweatpants Now, Aren’t We?
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March 26, 2021The Four Questions, Modified for Another Passover in Quarantine
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March 24, 2021A Scene from Flowers in the Attic or from My Past Year in Quarantine?
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March 19, 2021Our Second Zoom Seder Is Coming Up, and It’s Definitely Going to Suck
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner