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All posts tagged
quarantines
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June 11, 2021Richard III Is Not Ready for Hot Girl Summer
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June 4, 2021It’s Great to Hang Out After Self-Isolating for a Year — I’m Not Acting Weird, Am I?
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May 14, 2021Important New Findings on American Stress-Cheese Consumption During the Pandemic
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April 16, 2021Now That We’re Vaccinated, Things Will Be Insane
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March 31, 2021The Captivity-to-Workplace Reintroduction Program
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March 31, 2021Horror Icons in Quarantine: One Year in
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March 29, 2021Spring Is Here! We’re Going to Have to Change Out of Our Sweatpants Now, Aren’t We?
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March 26, 2021The Four Questions, Modified for Another Passover in Quarantine
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March 24, 2021A Scene from Flowers in the Attic or from My Past Year in Quarantine?
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March 19, 2021Our Second Zoom Seder Is Coming Up, and It’s Definitely Going to Suck
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples