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quotes
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April 15, 2024Famous Literary Quotes About Love Rewritten by a Woman Whose Friends Are All Getting Married and Having Children While She Is Taking an Introduction to Ceramics Class
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July 26, 2022James Bond Quotes, If He Were a Karen
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June 29, 2022First Drafts of Classic Movie Quotes
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February 17, 202017 Timeless Presidential Quotes About Your Bathroom Renovation
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February 11, 2020Famous Quotes That Have Clearly Been Misattributed to Winston Churchill
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August 9, 2019Unromantic Yet Commendably Accurate Jane Austen Quotes
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June 27, 2019Motivational Quotes Revised for People With Reasonable Expectations
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June 29, 2017GOP Description of Trumpcare or Quote from a Villain in the Die Hard Franchise?
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March 8, 2017Paradigm-Shifting Feminist Quotes We’re Pretty Sure Mean “Buy More Nasty Woman Merchandise”
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January 9, 2017Top Nietzsche Quotes, Tweaked by Disgruntled Employees
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner