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rats
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September 27, 2024A Letter to Indicted New York City Mayor Eric Adams from Joey, King of the Rats
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November 22, 2022As a Direct Descendent of a Mayflower Pilgrim, Thanksgiving Means a Little More to Me, Bartholomew Dunston Ratbait IV
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July 11, 2019Rat Infestation Problem? Call Pelosi and Company Exterminators to Hear What We Won’t Do
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December 6, 2016Regulation of Dopamine During Social Media Use In Adolescent Rats
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January 4, 2012Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: 50 Cents Per Rat
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April 20, 2006Rats’ Asses Given
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September 27, 2005Sestina: Rats Live on No Evil Star
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April 18, 2002The Rat
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August 16, 1999Three Things
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 26, 2025An Updated Guide to Generations
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 11, 2025“He’s Just Trolling Us,” I Say as I Pay Two Hundred Dollars for Eggs and Our Town Gets Measles for the Second Year in a Row
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March 11, 2025Let’s Save Western Civilization by Being Cruel Motherfuckers
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 10, 2025Kirkus Reviews of Trump’s Second Term