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All posts tagged
real-estate
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January 31, 2025The Twelve Labors of Hercules, First-Time Homebuyer
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June 24, 2024My Recent Interview to Simply Rent a Small House in Los Angeles for Six Months
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January 25, 2024An Open Letter to the Real Estate Agent Who Assumed I Was the Housekeeper
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January 12, 2024Martin Luther King Jr. Would Have Wanted You to Buy This Timeshare
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December 28, 2023Housing Should Be Affordable Except When I Sell My House for a Million Dollars
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November 17, 2023Martin Luther in the West Village: The Twenty-Five Theses
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October 20, 2023Eleven Things You Will Never Hear an American Say on House Hunters International
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September 20, 2023Let’s Sell Your Basic House for More Than a Million Goddamn Dollars
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July 19, 2023We’re Subletting Our Fourth Bed Space While Bedmate Visits Chocolate Factory
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July 10, 2023Features of Homes That I Would Absolutely Settle for in This Housing Market
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner