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All posts tagged
rejections
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September 26, 2024We Regret to Inform You We’ve Given the Job to a Sack of Potatoes
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March 2, 2021A Graduate School Rejection Letter As Written by My Anxiety Disorder at 3 AM
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March 12, 2019Caveman Rejection Letters
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October 12, 2018We Regret to Inform You That We Won’t Be Publishing Your Gym Advice
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December 9, 2016RE: Memoir Submission of Gilmore Girls by Rory Gilmore
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October 14, 2016Rejected Song Titles from Bon Iver’s Album, 22, A Million
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February 10, 2016An Open Letter to Magazine Editors On the Best Times to Send Rejections
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February 25, 2012Rejected AWP Panels
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August 9, 2011Your Crafts Are Not Renegade Enough for the Renegade Craft Fair
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August 13, 2010Rejected Silly Bandz Shapes
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires