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All posts tagged
rejections
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September 26, 2024We Regret to Inform You We’ve Given the Job to a Sack of Potatoes
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March 2, 2021A Graduate School Rejection Letter As Written by My Anxiety Disorder at 3 AM
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March 12, 2019Caveman Rejection Letters
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October 12, 2018We Regret to Inform You That We Won’t Be Publishing Your Gym Advice
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December 9, 2016RE: Memoir Submission of Gilmore Girls by Rory Gilmore
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October 14, 2016Rejected Song Titles from Bon Iver’s Album, 22, A Million
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February 10, 2016An Open Letter to Magazine Editors On the Best Times to Send Rejections
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February 25, 2012Rejected AWP Panels
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August 9, 2011Your Crafts Are Not Renegade Enough for the Renegade Craft Fair
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August 13, 2010Rejected Silly Bandz Shapes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead