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All posts tagged

rejections

September 26, 2024

We Regret to Inform You We’ve Given the Job to a Sack of Potatoes

by Kat Garcia
March 2, 2021

A Graduate School Rejection Letter As Written by My Anxiety Disorder at 3 AM

by Mary Ann Barfield
March 12, 2019

Caveman Rejection Letters

by Jamie Allen
October 12, 2018

We Regret to Inform You That We Won’t Be Publishing Your Gym Advice

by R. Johanna
December 9, 2016

RE: Memoir Submission of Gilmore Girls by Rory Gilmore

by Dave Housley
October 14, 2016

Rejected Song Titles from Bon Iver’s Album, 22, A Million

by Brian McGovern
February 10, 2016

An Open Letter to Magazine Editors On the Best Times to Send Rejections

by Kavita Das
February 25, 2012

Rejected AWP Panels

by Dan Moreau
August 9, 2011

Your Crafts Are Not Renegade Enough for the Renegade Craft Fair

by Julia Ryken
August 13, 2010

Rejected Silly Bandz Shapes

by Gregory Mazurek

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December 4, 2024

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
December 6, 2024

We Need to Save the Men

by Ginny Hogan
December 10, 2024

A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York

by Jus Kaplan, Jonah Nink, and Jack Stebbins

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by Una LaMarche
December 19, 2024

A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker

by Jeff Bender