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reports
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April 25, 2018Yes, Women Only Account for 17% of Our Employees, But They Account for 100% of People Responsible for Formatting This Report
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September 16, 2016David, Your Latest Marketing Report Brought Me to Tears
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February 23, 2010A Robbery of Three Liberal Arts Graduates: The Police Report
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September 27, 2008Stephen Elliott’s Poker Report: Stephen Elliott’s Poker Report
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December 17, 2007I Came, I Saw, I Said
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September 25, 2007Trouble Report From The Gussssb (Government Of The United States Secret Smithsonian Storage Building)
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August 20, 2007Report On The Internal Investigation Into The Hansel And Gretel “Gingerbread Incident.”
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June 20, 2006Secret Shoppers Report On The U.S. Senate
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April 6, 2004Quarterly Food Saftey Report to the Board of Directors, Thorsen Distributors International
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee