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All posts tagged
reports
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April 25, 2018Yes, Women Only Account for 17% of Our Employees, But They Account for 100% of People Responsible for Formatting This Report
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September 16, 2016David, Your Latest Marketing Report Brought Me to Tears
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February 23, 2010A Robbery of Three Liberal Arts Graduates: The Police Report
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September 27, 2008Stephen Elliott’s Poker Report: Stephen Elliott’s Poker Report
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December 17, 2007I Came, I Saw, I Said
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September 25, 2007Trouble Report From The Gussssb (Government Of The United States Secret Smithsonian Storage Building)
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August 20, 2007Report On The Internal Investigation Into The Hansel And Gretel “Gingerbread Incident.”
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June 20, 2006Secret Shoppers Report On The U.S. Senate
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April 6, 2004Quarterly Food Saftey Report to the Board of Directors, Thorsen Distributors International
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 3, 2025At Long Last, We Have Been Liberated from Being Able to Afford Anything
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 3, 2025An Open Letter to the One Other Person of Color at This Hockey Game
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April 2, 2025We’re Committed to Brokering Peace in Ukraine; Also, We’re Invading Greenland