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reproduction
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October 13, 2023Sure You Can Regulate My Uterus, But You’ll Have to Find it First
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May 18, 2017Ways My Reproductive System is Like Windows 10
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December 2, 2011An Open Letter to Friends and Family Regarding Inquiries About My Reproductive Plans
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June 2, 2005B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. VIII: Nothing Phallic Going On Here
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September 1, 2004An Open Letter to Officials of the United States Government Regarding What’s New in My Reproductive Area
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August 1, 2003Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: The Sperm Bank, an Interview with Dina N
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner