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All posts tagged
resolutions
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January 2, 2025A Jane Austen Heroine’s New Year’s Resolutions
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January 3, 2022I, Raskolnikov, Take the Men’s Health New Year Reboot Challenge
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December 23, 2020New Year’s Resolutions for Toddlers
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January 10, 2020Maybe This Will Be the Year I Finally Get Around to Continuing Not to Read Ulysses
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January 2, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Resolutions Among the Liberal Elite
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January 11, 2016Hungover Bear and Friends: Voluntary Grace
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December 31, 2014My New Year’s Internet Resolutions
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June 26, 2007Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Cough Syrup
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January 4, 2006New Year’s Resolutions
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December 29, 2000Secret New Year’s Resolutions From Washington
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 19, 2025Relax, Everyone—Clarence Thomas Has Got Us
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square
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February 28, 2025The New Cair Paravel Times Editorial Board Reflects on the First Weeks of the White Witch’s Second Reign
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations