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All posts tagged
retail
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January 29, 2020Welcome to My Store for Women
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September 26, 2019Thank You for Coming to Our Used Clothing Store to Sell Your Ugly Garbage Clothes
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August 20, 2019Here At Our Crazy Furniture Warehouse, Everything Must Go! Especially You, Ted!
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April 13, 2017Three Adjunct Professors Contemplate Mortality in a Forever 21 Dressing Room
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March 1, 2017Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Abby Markson’s Hands Were Grimy
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September 12, 2016Six-Minute Shipping!
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March 30, 2016Don Corleone Declares a Mattress War
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November 28, 2014Black Friday Special: Common Retail Questions Answered With Deeper Questions
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July 11, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Decision Chart
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June 11, 2014Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: Seasonal Colors
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 2, 2025We’re Committed to Brokering Peace in Ukraine; Also We’re Invading Greenland
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April 2, 2025Increasingly Inconvenient MTA Service Advisories
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance