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revolution

May 5, 2022

I Am Your Marxist Hamster, and You, Land-Owning Pig, Are the Bourgeoisie

by Sam Woods
June 29, 2020

The Brave Little Toaster’s Radical Manifesto

by Joyce Miller
April 4, 2019

We Are the 1% and We Must Take Down the 0.1% (Our Rich Dads)

by Alex Firer and Annie Griggs
May 31, 2017

I Don’t Normally Get Political on Here But Today’s the Day We’re Toppling the Capitalist System and Starting That Class War

by Bryan Duff
March 16, 2017

I Totally Forgot We Were Supposed to Dismantle Capitalism Today and Now I’m Standing in Line for a Cronut

by Ahmed Amer
November 7, 2012

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

by Brian Agler
December 12, 2011

Look, We Can Either Study for Our Law School Finals, or We Can Bring About the Violent Dissolution of the American Legal System

by Eric Hague
July 20, 2011

Dispatches from Post-Revolutionary Tunisia: Dispatch 3: Hedi Ouled Baballah, Dissident Comedian

by Sean Carman
February 9, 2011

Dangerous for Egyptians, Perhaps, But Not for Us—Until Last Week

by Daniel Lynx Bernard
April 8, 2010

Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 12: You Say You Want a Non-Violent Revolution

by Susan Schorn

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October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
October 28, 2024

The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets

by Katryn Bury
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton

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November 4, 2024

Don’t Worry—This Is Exactly How the Founding Fathers Intended You to Feel on Election Day

by Amanda Lehr
November 4, 2024

270 Reasons: Because There Are No Rights, No Freedoms That Some Extremists Won’t Try to Take From Us

by Christian F. Nunes
November 4, 2024

Eeyore’s Tips for Election Day Self-Care

by Jennie Egerdie
November 3, 2024

Based on Our Election Forecast, We Are 100 Percent Sure Anything Could Fucking Happen

by Tom Ellison