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roald-dahl
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July 19, 2023We’re Subletting Our Fourth Bed Space While Bedmate Visits Chocolate Factory
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February 24, 2023Don’t Worry, We Didn’t Remove the Part Where James Has Sex With the Giant Peach
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February 23, 2023Fuck You, You Fat-Headed Roald Dahl-Censoring Fuckers
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November 22, 2021Coming Soon from the Roald Dahl Cinematic Universe
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September 13, 2021Miss Trunchbull Asks That You Reconsider Her Methods, Post-Pandemic
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January 24, 2018Charlie and the Tide Pod Factory
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December 9, 2014Not So Timeless After All: Wormwood, Matilda
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December 2, 2005Lobster Boy’s Fifth-Grade Report Card
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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