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All posts tagged
robert-mueller
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July 23, 2019Mueller Does Shakespeare
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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August 22, 2018Who Said it: Dorothy Parker or Special Counsel Robert Mueller?
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August 6, 2018I Support My Large, Sweaty Adult Son, But I Will Throw Him Under the Bus in a Heartbeat
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May 8, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: Mad Mueller: Fury Road
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April 20, 2018After Hours of Tough Negotiations With Legal Scholar Rudy Giuliani, I’ve Decided to End My Special Counsel Investigation Into the Trump Campaign
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March 22, 2018Dispatches from the Resistance: The March Madness
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February 5, 2018The Muellertese Falcon
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October 30, 2017Maybe This Random Story About Hillary Clinton Releasing Thousands of Pythons in Florida During the 2016 Election Will Distract You from the Russia Investigation
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner