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All posts tagged
routines
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February 4, 2025If Crooks Were Studying My Every Move to Pull an Ocean’s 11–Style Heist on Me
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January 29, 20195 Successful People Take Us Through Their Morning Routines
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May 18, 2018Into The Gloss’s “The Top Shelf” With a Working Mom Who’s Mastered the Art of Getting Through Her Morning Without Throwing Herself or Anyone Else Out a Window
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May 4, 2018My Self-Care Routine Involves Several Tons of Refined Sugar
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July 19, 2017My Daily Routine as a Job-Stealing Immigrant
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June 10, 2016Aquaman’s Sunday Routine
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July 17, 2007Animal Stripper Routines For Any Occasion
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June 26, 2000One Writer’s Routine
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu