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salesmen
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June 26, 2020What Your Car Dealer Says and What He Really Means
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August 17, 2011A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit of Your Time
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June 2, 2010Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Barry Rodgers: If You Have Cockroaches, I’ve Already Made the Sale
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November 3, 2008Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja—Installment Five: The Final Chapter
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January 24, 2008Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja—Installment Two
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December 5, 2007Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja— Installment Four
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June 27, 2007Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja— Installment Three
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April 20, 2007Decker Moody, Swimming Pool Salesman
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February 6, 2007The Americans Who Voted For George W. Bush Wish To Return Their Television
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October 4, 2000The Great Sag
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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March 3, 2025Accurate College Marketing Taglines
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March 3, 2025Other Things John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Wished People Shouted at Him
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square