The Believer Magazine
All posts tagged
santa-claus
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December 20, 2024Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists
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December 10, 2024How Mrs. Claus Is Going to Survive till December 25
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March 29, 2024Hi, I’m Jesus, and When I Get Back, I Want All the Eggs Hidden
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December 22, 2023Other Lists Santa Checks Twice
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April 7, 2023Congratulations on Catching the Real Easter Bunny
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December 22, 2022Kids, Santa is Going to Sit This Year Out Because You Are All Riddled with Germs
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December 20, 2022“Santa Claus Is Coming to Town,” Edited by Twenty-First-Century Parents
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December 14, 2022I’m the Dad in this Christmas Movie and Despite Overwhelming Evidence, I Still Don’t Believe in Santa
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December 6, 2021Remember, Teachers: Texas Law Requires Anti-Santa Viewpoints
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December 22, 2020Kids, You’re Old Enough to Know: Santa’s Real. And He’s Dangerous.
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally