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All posts tagged
satan
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April 25, 2022The Book of Job, Revisited
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February 25, 2022Say Hello to Satan, Your New Student Loan Servicer
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February 24, 2022I’ll Baptize Your Son at the Y for $25
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March 30, 2021Lil Nas X’s Music Video “Montero” Offended Me So Deeply I’ve Spent the Last Three Days Watching It Over and Over Again
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January 15, 2021Even I, Satan, Am Appalled at the State of the Republican Party
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December 9, 2020The 100-Percent True History of Santa and Jesus, Probably
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July 10, 2019Given the State of the World, I Wonder If It’s Wrong to Give Birth to the Son of Satan
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July 25, 2018There’s No Way That Satan Wants Me, a Minor Demon Doomed to Serve Him, to Win in the Upcoming Election
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April 12, 2018Satan Informs His Devil’s Advocates That Their Services Are No Longer Needed
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October 17, 2017Yes, Satan is Volatile and Unconventional, But Consider the Dangers of a President Lucifer
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner