Internet Tendency

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.

All posts tagged

shareholders

May 30, 2017

I Want to Apologize for How This Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price

by Josh Freedman
May 8, 2013

A Message to Shareholders About Our New $70 Million Purchase of “Elevator Pass.”

by John Flowers
November 27, 2010

The Cost Plus World Market Buyer in Charge of Epicurean Imports Addresses Shareholders

by Janet Manley
October 12, 2005

Dr. Robotnik’s Proposal to His Board of Shareholders

by Mark Alletag

Trending 🔥

March 31, 2025

I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas

by Nancy Matson
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall
April 9, 2025

I Didn’t Think Things Would Get This Chaotic When We Elected President Donkey Kong

by TJ Dawe

Recently

April 21, 2025

This Administration Isn’t Blatantly Breaking the Law Right Before Your Eyes—We’re Just Flirting with Breaking the Law

by Talia Argondezzi
April 18, 2025

The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ

by Amanda Lehr
April 18, 2025

Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: “Like a G6”

by Chris Gayomali
April 18, 2025

Aw, Hell, We Left Big Gert in Space

by Lillian Stone