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shuruku-umezawa

November 3, 2008

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja—Installment Five: The Final Chapter

by Eric Feezell
January 24, 2008

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja—Installment Two

by Eric Feezell
December 5, 2007

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja— Installment Four

by Eric Feezell
June 27, 2007

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja— Installment Three

by Eric Feezell
July 24, 2006

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja

by Eric Feezell

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