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All posts tagged
slogans
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September 18, 2017Rejected Slogans from My Avant-Garde Literary Manifesto
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July 19, 2011More Realistic Makeup Slogans
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October 21, 2010Barack Obama’s Undersold 2012 Campaign Slogans
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April 22, 2010Questions Begged by the Banner in My College’s Admissions Office: “Where Great Futures Begin!!”
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March 11, 2010Your Protest Signs Are Too Specific
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July 31, 2009My Line of Children’s Slogan T-Shirts Just Isn’t Selling
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December 13, 2007The Lesser-Known Slogans of Political Moderates
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August 22, 2007Vacation Slogans for Lower-Tier Towns
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August 17, 2006Toddler T-Shirt Slogans
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April 18, 2006Rejected Marketing Slogans for National Poetry Month
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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