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All posts tagged
social-distancing
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March 2, 2021Literary Alternatives to Social Distancing
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December 11, 2020We’re Imposing an Indoor-Dining Ban Again, So Here Are Some Business Tips Since We Won’t Be Offering Any More Financial Assistance
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October 20, 2020“Just Do This”: Tips for Teaching Hybrid Learning
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October 14, 2020A Letter of Recommendation In the Age of Zoom
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October 9, 2020I Was Social Distancing Before It Went Mainstream, and Its Early Stuff Was Better
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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August 14, 2020How Each State Measures Six Feet of Social Distance
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July 20, 2020Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party
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July 6, 2020Discipline-Specific Guidelines for Classroom Social Distancing
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June 9, 2020Beaver of Fine Arts: I’d Rather Keep My Distance
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday