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All posts tagged
social-distancing
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March 2, 2021Literary Alternatives to Social Distancing
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December 11, 2020We’re Imposing an Indoor-Dining Ban Again, So Here Are Some Business Tips Since We Won’t Be Offering Any More Financial Assistance
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October 20, 2020“Just Do This”: Tips for Teaching Hybrid Learning
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October 14, 2020A Letter of Recommendation In the Age of Zoom
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October 9, 2020I Was Social Distancing Before It Went Mainstream, and Its Early Stuff Was Better
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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August 14, 2020How Each State Measures Six Feet of Social Distance
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July 20, 2020Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party
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July 6, 2020Discipline-Specific Guidelines for Classroom Social Distancing
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June 9, 2020Beaver of Fine Arts: I’d Rather Keep My Distance
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally