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April 2, 2021Leaked Emails from Simon Peter to Members of the Alpha Omega Fraternity
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June 17, 2015Tinder Diplomacy: Another Failed Attempt at American-Brokered Peace in the Middle East
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March 7, 2014The University’s Pre-Spring Break Lecture Series
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April 2, 2012It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: The Lovesong of Grandpa Margey
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March 19, 2012Graphic Dispatches from a Recent College Grad Still Living in a College Town: Spring Break March Madness
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June 27, 2011Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 15: Inferno 6
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May 1, 2006The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #9: Painfully Unaware
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April 25, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 9: On Banality
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April 6, 2005Sestina: Spring Break Sestina
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January 24, 2005Welcome to Cancún!
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