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star-wars
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March 26, 2025Star Wars Quotes That I, a Federal Employee, Would Like to Say to Elon Musk
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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August 8, 2024A New Hope Spreads Across a Galaxy Far, Far Away—Here’s Why That’s a Big Problem for the Republic
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June 25, 2024Way to Go, You Just Blew Up Our Death Star, the Largest Walkable Community in the Galaxy
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May 3, 2024I’m the Architect of the Death Star, and I Swear They Told Me I Was Designing a Military Resort
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May 4, 2023Yoda Botches Five Classic Jokes
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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June 1, 2022This Fictional Universe Is Getting Way Too Diverse
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May 26, 2022Oh, You Think You’re a Real Star Wars Fan? Name Three of Its Stars You’ve Bullied Off Social Media
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May 4, 2022A Fundraising Email from the Galactic Senate Majority Leader
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu