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All posts tagged
strippers
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January 5, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Strippers, while tantalizing, can rarely provide comfort—pretty looking but empty inside.”
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January 4, 2010An Open Letter to Sara’s Sister-in-Law, Who Planned Sara’s Bachelorette Party
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December 5, 2009Pole Dancing With Paula Deen, Y’all!
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May 19, 2009Presidents Who Could Also Be Strippers
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July 16, 2007Animal Stripper Routines For Any Occasion
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November 8, 2006Phrases on the Marquee at the Local Strip Club to Cater to a More Literate Crowd
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February 9, 2006Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: David Kruchowski, Working at a Strip Club With Mom
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October 8, 2004Contenders Who Vied With Thunder From Down Under to Be the Featured All-Male Revue at Las Vegas’s Excalibur Casino
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July 21, 2004Ten Excerpts From a Magazine Found at a Philly Gentlemen’s Club, Reformatted as Love Poems
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November 17, 2000Strippers Who Care
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