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All posts tagged
swimming
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July 6, 2022These Swimsuits Need Good Homes
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July 20, 2017Lochte v. Salmon
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July 6, 2015Pool Rules
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October 4, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Olympian vs. Buffalo Wild Wings: A Review of No Limits by Michael Phelps
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July 30, 2010A Veteran Lifeguard Retires
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August 25, 2008A Guy From Michael Phelps’s Guppy Swim Class Makes a Drunk Dial
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November 4, 2002Bits of Conversation Overheard at My Neighborhood’s Swimming Pool
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July 31, 2002Thistle
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October 15, 1999Above & Beyond: Above-Ground Pools Are the Fastest Way to Paradise
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner
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March 27, 2025Scenes from the First Major League Baseball Game Featuring the New Robot Umpire, HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey