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All posts tagged
teeth
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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June 7, 2023How to Respond When the Dentist Asks If You’ve Been Flossing
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July 23, 2021Six Ways You Have Utterly Failed Your Child, According to a Pediatric Dentist
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July 15, 2021I’m Sorry, But I, The Tooth Fairy, Am Still Not Comfortable Returning to In-Person Work
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May 10, 2021Human Teeth Development Meeting Notes
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December 13, 2018I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself
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June 14, 2018An Open Letter to My Dad, Post-Cremation, Concerning His Missing Gold Teeth
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November 22, 2010Playing Doctor: Column 3: The Curious Case of Trebor Grebnesi
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June 12, 2006An Unwelcome Confession From Someone Whose Hand Is in Your Mouth
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February 3, 20061997: The Year Tooth Whitening Broke
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?