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All posts tagged
temperature
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December 9, 2024Introducing the First-Ever Smart Thermostat for Perimenopausal People
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June 10, 2015Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Temperature
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December 18, 2007Let Me Assure You, Joanie. I Am Freezing
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May 15, 2000This interview is with a physicist named Dr. Dwight Adams, Professor of Physics at the Center for Low Temperature Research at the University of Florida, who invented the world’s coldest temperature-measuring thermometer
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building