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text-messages
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September 12, 2017Text Messages to a Young Poet
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November 30, 2015Tell Us How We Did With Your Order of Egg Whites and Avocado Wrap
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May 17, 2012Graphic Dispatches from a Recent College Grad Still Living in a College Town: Texts from College and Their Real World Equivalents
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March 1, 2011Where’s Skittles?!
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June 3, 2009God Texts the Ten Commandments
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 27, 2025Executive Order: We Must Stop Everyone from Transitioning, So the President Knows Who to Grope
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January 27, 2025Watch as I Destroy Your Society, Gradually, Over the Course of One Hundred to Two Hundred Years
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January 27, 2025A Chinese Spy’s Surveillance Report on American TikTok Users
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January 24, 2025Our Customers Demand Terrible AI Systems