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July 13, 2020We Are Hastily Reopening Disney World in the Middle of a Pandemic with This New Set of Safety Measures
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July 11, 2018Planning Your Trip to Uncle Rick’s Water Slide and Cocaine Park
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July 10, 2018Theme Park Food Choices: Tips for Today’s Mom
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April 20, 2018Welcome to Midwestworld
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December 9, 2011A Letter from a Theme-Park Employee Who’s Been Accused of Giving Parkgoers the Finger While Posing With Them in Photographs
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July 31, 2008Parks for English Majors
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November 21, 2006Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Aurora Nibley, Universal Studios Tour Guide
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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