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theme-parks
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July 13, 2020We Are Hastily Reopening Disney World in the Middle of a Pandemic with This New Set of Safety Measures
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July 11, 2018Planning Your Trip to Uncle Rick’s Water Slide and Cocaine Park
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July 10, 2018Theme Park Food Choices: Tips for Today’s Mom
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April 20, 2018Welcome to Midwestworld
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December 9, 2011A Letter from a Theme-Park Employee Who’s Been Accused of Giving Parkgoers the Finger While Posing With Them in Photographs
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July 31, 2008Parks for English Majors
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November 21, 2006Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Aurora Nibley, Universal Studios Tour Guide
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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