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themed-restaurants
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July 24, 2023Grab a Quick Lunch at Our Fast-Casual Slop Trough
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February 23, 2023Obsolete Chain Restaurant Mascots
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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December 2, 2020Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Bryan Quinby, Singing “The Birthday Song” at Chuck E. Cheese
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June 16, 2017Rainforest Café Menu Item or Nickname Given to Justin by His Really Cool Step-Dad, Rick, and Not My Emotionally Withholding, Biological Father, Doug?
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January 19, 2017Sometimes I Feel Like I’m the Only Person at this Buffalo Wild Wings on a Hallucinogen-Fueled Free Fall to the Center of the Field of Consciousness
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June 4, 2009Potential Business Opportunities Based On Songs By The Rolling Stones, à la “Ruby Tuesday” Restaurant
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November 15, 2007Chain Restaurants That Went Kosher
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December 11, 2006Bean And Nothingness
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November 13, 2006La Maison Du Nord Bachelorette Party Prix Fixe Menu
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